never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front
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After workout yesterday 💪 I got these Bluetooth headphones that cancels out all other noise around me and I’ve not had such a good workout before! I was so focused and motivated with my Playlist, my anxiety didn’t play up one bit, so I could focus on form more than “whos looking” or “are there many people here now” and such things.
#weightloss #weightlossjourney #workout #legday #anxiety
why?
bc she is probably satan trust me on this
OH SHIT YOU FOUND ME
never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front
why?
bc she is probably satan trust me on this
Despite not having lifted heavy for a whole year, I was glad to see that my strength had not left me as I could deadlift 30kg, same as my best last year! 💪😍
#weightloss #weightlossjourney #workout #armday #weights #deadlift #strenght #progress
Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair
- another twist: the story focuses on beauty in the context of racial prejudice
- the stepmother is white and known as the ‘fairest of them all’ but then this girl with dark skin grows to be more beautiful than her and she doesn’t understand and she doesn’t like it and she is threatened by it
- you can see where this is going
How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
- Plot twist: You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
- Plot twist: Your hair looks great.
- Plot twist: You're out with friends.
- Plot twist: You're out
- Plot twist: friends
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
im going to make this gain notes and show it to my friend
- other girls: makeup, long hair, blonde, fake boobs, skirts, dresses, boys, facebook, drama.
- me: blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs, clean shaved body, spray tan, skin cream, buttocks like I was eighteen. I'm a peacekeeping machine. I'm Jan Egeland.
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think